btw i think you just need someone to sit on your face
maybe then you’ll wake up
maybe then you’ll wake up
— Pam Yang
Can’t wait to get the new year book. I’m only going to let girls sign it cause that way when i have kids, they’re going to think i was a big stud
— Bill from Freaks and Geeks
i was walking with my friend liz. she was talking and i was listening. then 10+ splatters of bird poo land right in front of my feet as i am walking. like..a serious millimeter away. it was a very close call. if i had walked any faster, i would be covered in bird crap. just like the kid in the picture but much worse. not cute
hmm?
